Progress

It’s comforting to see that NBC, Fox and CBS have embraced a non-discriminatory stance by making around half of their anchors/correspondents/weather reporters women. Let’s see - there’s the auburn, side-parted long-haired 30-something with a short sleeve dress and a thin belt cinched tight about her ribcage; the blonde, side-parted long-haired 30-something with a short sleeve dress and a thin belt cinched tight about her ribcage; and the brunette, side-parted long-haired 30-something with a short sleeve dress and a thin belt cinched tight about her ribcage. Each complemented by a tangerine-hued, cryogenically-maintained Gordon Gecko with a brittle smile and cold eyes.

Here goes nothing

Overheard conversation fragment #1:

So I was like yeah I’m into new stuff so I thought I’d tell him I’m in the market for something else. You know how adventurous I am right. Yeah? Right, man. Anyway, so I asked him what was like Adderall. Yeah. I just thought I’d give it a

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