Progress

It’s comforting to see that NBC, Fox and CBS have embraced a non-discriminatory stance by making around half of their anchors/correspondents/weather reporters women. Let’s see - there’s the auburn, side-parted long-haired 30-something with a short sleeve dress and a thin belt cinched tight about her ribcage; the blonde, side-parted long-haired 30-something with a short sleeve dress and a thin belt cinched tight about her ribcage; and the brunette, side-parted long-haired 30-something with a short sleeve dress and a thin belt cinched tight about her ribcage. Each complemented by a tangerine-hued, cryogenically-maintained Gordon Gecko with a brittle smile and cold eyes.